This is wrong on so many levels.
iPorn Girls to Visit Top Execs at Apple iPhone Headquarters
In an attempt to lobby approval of the new iPorn iPhone App 5
open-minded iPorn girls will visit Apple Headquarters with hopes of
negotiating a mutually beneficial partnership
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif., Sept. 14 /PRNewswire/ -- The infamous iPorn
horse and carriage from the Apple WWDC may be coming out of its barn
once again! iPorn intends to send at least 5 iPorn girls to the Apple
executive board room for a powwow. The visit with Apple is being
coordinated and is expected to take place in the next few weeks. Due
to the honed negotiating skills of the iPorn Girls the company fully
expects Apple will be convinced of how mutually beneficial a
partnership with iPorn could be. A person very familiar with the
matter said Apple execs are likely to respond favorably to the iPorn
girls' high level of motivation and willingness to bend over backwards
in order to close a deal.